Monday, March 2, 2009

Sri Lankan army makes shocking discoveries in PTK

We enter the eighth day of silence from the government in regards to the PTK battle. Though they initially claimed PTK had fallen on the first day itself, they have subsequently changed their story multiple times. In one version the 58 division "captured" PTK, and in another version the 53rd division "captured" PTK. After the dramatic capture, the government announced their forces were actually 200 meters outside the city. Following that admission we were then left with 8 days of silence - no mention at all as to what is happening with 50,000 soldiers trying to enter PTK.

Instead of providing us with actual battlefield information, the Sri Lankan military has turned to more important stories:

1) "Swimming pool found, needs cleaning", ( source: http://army.lk/morenews.php?id=20472)

2) "Cable television distributor office found, looted" ( source: http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090228_01 )

3) "20 year old photos of Vaiko found, startling discovery" ( source: http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090301_02 )

4) "15 Children in Vavuniya recovering [while hundreds still killed each day in bombings]" ( source: http://army.lk/morenews.php?id=20470 )

5) "70 year old man wrestles gun from three LTTE cadres and kills the entire LTTE army" ( source: http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090302_01 )

6) "19 civilians liberated from LTTE area [to join other 35,000 tamils in prison camps]" ( source: http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090226_09 )

7) "SLA Troops conduct medical clinic in Jaffna [to treat wounds caused by security forces]" ( source: http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090228_10 )

8) "Call to end use of child soldiers [suggestion to use them for testing artillery bombs on instead]" ( source: http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090226_07 )

Since most of you do not have time to read through all of their fascinating articles, I will highlight the accomplishments of the Sri Lankan army's last 8 days in PTK here:

( picture source: http://www.defence.lk/img/20090226_17.jpg )

"Terrorist toilet recovered in PTK after heavy damages dealt to LTTE. Security forces are still searching for the toilet brush, suspected of having been burried as the LTTE withdrew. Intercepted terrorist radio communications indicate senior LTTE leaders were present on the front lines to defend this toilet at all costs. Soldiers are presently searching the toilet to disable any mines or booby traps the LTTE may have left before they allow security forces to use it. The presence of a stainless steel flush knob indicates a foreign hand, probably NGOs, working hand in hand with the terrorists. It is reported one Tamil civilian, obviously being used as a human shield, came running out in a shocked manner as the security forces broke down the locked door. The presence of an obnoxious odor seems to suggest the LTTE was using this toilet to store some form of chemical or biological weapons. Photos of other notable discoveries included below."


( picture source: http://defence.lk/img/20090228_01l.jpg )

"Used terrorist cell phone recharge card. Security forces were dissappointed that it had already been used and had no more validity."

( picture source: http://www.defence.lk/img/20090226_04.jpg )

"Terrorist carrom board. Security forces are looking for where the terrorists have burried the striker and dots. If they are unable to find them, suggestions are to reopen A-9 early and have the dots supplied from Colombo."

( picture source: http://defence.lk/img/20090228_01t.jpg )

"Security forces capture LTTE leader Anton Balasingham. So far he refuses to tell interrogators anything. He has also reportedly refused all attempts to feed him. If he continues to refuse food, security forces may have to resort to force feeding."

( picture source: http://defence.lk/img/20090228_01N.jpg )

"Terrorist baby mosquito protector recovered by security forces. This was obviously used by terrorist babies so they wouldn't be bitten by mosquitos as they planned their terroristic attacks. The security forces have developed unique screening methods to identify terrorist babies from ordinary civilian babies, which they are employing at all screening centers to seperate out the terrorist babies."

( picture source: http://defence.lk/img/20090228_01u.jpg )

"Terrorist plastic waste basket cover. This clearly reveals dark secrets about the LTTE's garbage recycling plans."

( picture source: http://defence.lk/img/20090228_01y.jpg )

"A terrorist black and white laser printer, obviously used for making fake passports and printing counterfeit currency notes."

18 comments:

moda banda said...

HA HA HA..... hey Badri ... so your fascination with toilets continues.....

cant keep ur mind off one , can you eh?

v.moorty said...

Do you have nothing to show better than thise photos???

Anonymous said...

This site is also turning into yet another one that takes the mickey out of the diaspora.... ha ha ha...!

v.moorthy said...

Srilankan government may be stupid,but yet they manage to kick your a**s !( what does that tell about the inteligence of Tamils lol)

YOU THE INTELLIGENT THAMILAZ MEY BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT
Why all your ‘brains’ couln’t prevent the ” SINHALA STUPID GOVERNMENT shattering your homeland dream…?????????

Anonymous said...

Four prominent LTTE leaders to be executed

Pulidevan under house arrest

Four senior LTTE leaders including the head of its Peace Secretariat Pulidevan who were caught by the Tigers while attempting to flee with civilians to government controlled areas have been placed under house arrest

Anonymous said...

Something happened for MIG or Kfir last friday!

http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090302_04

Anonymous said...

for all those who think this site is crap..then better get lost..WHY THE HELL ARE U STIL CHECKING OUT THIS SITE..
THE TRUTH IS THAT U KNOW UR GOV SOURCES ARE FUlL OF LIES..AND U HAVE TO DEPEND ON THIS SITE FOR THE TRUTH.. SO SHUT UP OR FUCK OFF!!

Anonymous said...

Badrinath

This is good one. The are still stupid modayas.

Civilian said...

Sri Lanka !! Stop the WAR
Sri Lanka !! Stop Killing Civilians

http://srilankangenocide-civilian.blogspot.com/

Saxon said...

Oh my god..I am having an orgasm from this discoveries..ahh ohh

லோயர் said...

Badrinath!! this site is just for our fellow Sinhala Brothers and Sisters. They can read this..!! Common my dear sinahal friends. Read it and make comments. That's what we want!!!!Badrinath keep up ur good job. you are really Genius. just one question?? have worked for MOD or SLBC or Rubavagini??

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha what a pathetic sinhella loosers and thier deceptive propaganda

Anonymous said...

{{{Anonymous said...
for all those who think this site is crap..then better get lost..WHY THE HELL ARE U STIL CHECKING OUT THIS SITE..
THE TRUTH IS THAT U KNOW UR GOV SOURCES ARE FUlL OF LIES..AND U HAVE TO DEPEND ON THIS SITE FOR THE TRUTH.. SO SHUT UP OR FUCK OFF!! }}}

I visit this site just to have fun.

FUN FUN FUN

THEN TO AGITATE A LITTLE BIT OF GUYS LIKE YOU.

We read Badrinath stories today. Then few days later we LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

ReJLoRd said...

hahaha whats funny is you singalese are laughing at the stupidity of your own regime rofl. Keep laughing man, even I cant stop the tears of laughter looking at how desperately the sla and gang are trying to blind the singala populous.

i thought PTK was 48hours from falling????? WHAT HAPPENED SINGALA?

Beautiful article Badrinath, I remember laughing my ass off on defence.lk when I saw they posted the toilet picture hahaha.

Viva la Eelam!

Turle G said...

OMG. This article is the best by far.

Oh man, it's so funny that I can read the article as many times needed. This article proves the stupidity of the Stinkalese.

Let me say the reasons why the Stinkalese should all burn to hell and infact be eliminated:

REASONS:
[1] - Stupidity
[2] - Bad smell (as stated by their name, "Stinkalese")
[3] - Most of the so called male soldiers don't have any moustache, which proves they are pussies, STRAIGHT UP.
[4] - Most of the females have the moustache that the Stinkalese males are lacking of. Yielding in transexual issues.
[4] - Ugliness as a result of reasons 3 and 4 put together.
[5] - MAINLY, big waste of space to this country.

All the above stated reasons are just enough by the Court of Turtle G to approve the annihilation of the STINKALESE ANIMALS.

Excuse me all the Stupid Stinkalese of Srilanka (SSS), have fun trying to dis the one and only TURTLE G.

~Turle G~ Respected all over the world.
Thank you. VIVA LA EELAM.

Anonymous said...

How stupid stinky refu G

Anonymous said...

THIS IS THE BEST BLOG!!! SHOULD RANKED AS THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST BLOG!!! GUD LUCK BADRI. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

Anonymous said...

SINGHALESE GOVERNMENT TRY TO MAKE BIG NEWS OUT OF THE SMALL THINGS FOR PROPOGANDA PURPOSES. BY SEEING THE "CAPTURED" TOILETS SINGHALESE IDIOTS GET EXCITED AND SUPPORT MAHINDAS NON WINNABLE WAR. THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO EXPOSE REALITY. GOOD JOB!!!